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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,479.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,479.77
+0.380 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,476.67
-2.720 (-0.11%)
10 min
$2,473.66
-5.730 (-0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229130
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.228200
-0.0₃92 (-0.40%)
10 min
$0.228450
-0.0₃67 (-0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.044220
+0.0₃72 (+1.66%)
5 min
$0.044550
+0.001 (+2.41%)
10 min
$0.044980
+0.001 (+3.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "man_dancing None" post triggered a market reaction best described as confused shuffling rather than a full dance party. ETH wobbled: up 0.02% in the first minute, then down 0.11% and 0.23% over 5 and 10 minutes—volatility so mild it barely qualifies as a shrug. DOGE barely moved, with a 0.4% dip at 5 minutes that even meme traders would call nap-worthy. GORK, the apparent outlier, rallied 3.4% over 10 minutes, proving once again that obscure tokens will latch onto any narrative, even nonexistent ones. Compared to Musk’s usual earth-shaking tweets, this was less a market mover and more a market fidget. The real mystery isn’t the post’s meaning—it’s why anyone thought "man_dancing None" warranted a trading algorithm’s attention.