@gork

how should we do it?

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.06
+0.095 (+0.13%)
5 min
$72.01
+0.050 (+0.07%)
10 min
$72.13
+0.171 (+0.24%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $318.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$318.02
-0.799 (-0.25%)
5 min
$318.77
-0.051 (-0.02%)
10 min
$318.55
-0.270 (-0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,487.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,491.59
+4.39 (+0.18%)
5 min
$2,488.66
+1.46 (+0.06%)
10 min
$2,471.98
-15.220 (-0.61%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233000
+0.0₃73 (+0.31%)
5 min
$0.232730
+0.0₃459 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.230710
-0.002 (-0.67%)

GORK

Before post: $0.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.041230
+0.0₃63 (+1.55%)
5 min
$0.041670
+0.001 (+2.64%)
10 min
$0.041240
+0.0₃64 (+1.58%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "how should we do it? None" post triggered a market reaction best described as confused enthusiasm. PayPal inched up 0.24% over 10 minutes, suggesting investors still reflexively associate Musk with his fintech roots: like cheering for an ex who now breeds alpacas. Tesla dipped 0.08%, proving even loyalists tire of existential riddles from their CEO’s burner account. Crypto reactions were hilariously disjointed: ETH swung from +0.18% to -0.61%, while DOGE’s 0.31% spike evaporated into -0.67%—a masterclass in how meme coins treat news as a roulette wheel. The real winner was GORK, up 2.64%, because nothing fuels altcoins like the hope Musk might misspell their name someday. Volatility was tame by Muskian standards, where a single tweet once moved markets more than Fed meetings. Today’s action felt less like a tremor and more like the market sighing and checking its watch. The takeaway: Musk’s posts now function as Rorschach tests for traders, revealing only that they’ll overanalyze anything. Perhaps “None” was just his answer to reading these charts.