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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,557.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,560.42
+2.69 (+0.08%)
5 min
$3,565.97
+8.24 (+0.23%)
10 min
$3,563.61
+5.88 (+0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.179040
+0.0₃219 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.179170
+0.0₃349 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.178940
+0.0₃119 (+0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound 'None' post sent shockwaves of staggering indifference through the crypto markets. ETH saw a peak move of just 0.23% over five minutes, while DOGE managed a barely perceptible 0.20% twitch. This level of volatility is so subdued it makes a savings account look like a leveraged futures trade. The market has officially achieved a state of Zen, finding meaning in the absence of it.