📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,575.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,577.92
+2.63 (+0.07%)
5 min
$3,575.08
-0.210 (-0.01%)
10 min
$3,584.47
+9.18 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.179580
+0.0₄999 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.179780
+0.0₃299 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.179980
+0.0₃5 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound statement on nothing sent crypto markets into their usual state of measured chaos. ETH saw a minor initial pop of 0.07% before a slight dip, then a more noticeable 0.26% climb over ten minutes. DOGE exhibited its typical stablecoin-like behavior with microscopic gains, ticking up a grand total of 0.28% in the same period, while GORK remained utterly unmoved by the void. This volatility, or lack thereof, is remarkably tame by the standards of crypto reacting to Musk, which typically involves double-digit percentage swings and palpable panic. It seems the market has finally learned to read between non-existent lines.