As soon as you understand that the government is just the DMV at large scale, it makes perfect sense

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@LibertyCappy

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,268.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,254.40
-14.130 (-0.43%)
5 min
$3,252.46
-16.070 (-0.49%)
10 min
$3,235.93
-32.600 (-1.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.162700
-0.002 (-0.95%)
5 min
$0.163220
-0.001 (-0.63%)
10 min
$0.162670
-0.002 (-0.97%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest philosophical musing on the DMV nature of government proved more effective at moving crypto than any policy paper. Ethereum saw a swift and deepening sell-off: down 0.43% in one minute, 0.49% in five, and a full 1.00% in ten minutes. Dogecoin mirrored the sentiment with nearly a 1% drop, while the mysteriously inert GORK was utterly unfazed. This volatility, though sharp, is actually more pronounced than the tepid reactions to two historically similar anti-government posts, which triggered less than half the ETH sell-off. It seems the market has finally decided that comparing the state to a bureaucratic nightmare is a solid reason to sell, but only if the meme is sufficiently potent.

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