📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,360.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,357.53
-2.820 (-0.08%)
5 min
$3,359.72
-0.630 (-0.02%)
10 min
$3,356.50
-3.850 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.164570
-0.0₃189 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.164770
+0.0₄1 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.164600
-0.0₃159 (-0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001575
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001557
-0.0₄18 (-1.14%)
10 min
$0.001568
-0.0₅7 (-0.44%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence sends crypto on a truly thrilling rollercoaster ride. ETH: a negligible dip, down 0.11% over ten minutes. DOGE: a fractional wobble, down 0.10% after a brief, equally insignificant gain. GORK: the wild outlier, plunging a dramatic 1.14% in five minutes. This volatility is less a storm and more a light breeze compared to typical crypto swings. The market has now priced in the earth-shattering impact of absolutely nothing.