📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,305.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,302.94
-2.370 (-0.07%)
5 min
$3,300.63
-4.680 (-0.14%)
10 min
$3,316.11
+10.80 (+0.33%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.161120
-0.0₃119 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.160950
-0.0₃289 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.161510
+0.0₃269 (+0.17%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001634
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001634
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001640
+0.0₅599 (+0.37%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has achieved the impossible: moving markets by saying absolutely nothing. ETH wobbled from a 0.14% dip to a 0.33% gain within ten minutes, while DOGE mirrored the pattern with slightly more dramatic percentage swings. GORK, in a truly heroic display of volatility, managed a perfect zero until a 0.37% leap at the ten-minute mark. This is the new normal: a level of stability that makes a tranquilized sloth look like an Olympic gymnast. It seems the most powerful force in crypto is no longer a tweet, but the deafening silence of an empty post.