Tesla Annual meeting starting now

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,303.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,306.61
+3.12 (+0.09%)
5 min
$3,305.91
+2.42 (+0.07%)
10 min
$3,301.30
-2.190 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.160980
+0.0₃4 (+0.25%)
5 min
$0.160950
+0.0₃37 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.160910
+0.0₃329 (+0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001632
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001639
+0.0₅7 (+0.43%)
10 min
$0.001634
+0.0₅2 (+0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again demonstrated his power to move markets with a post of profound ambiguity. The impact was characteristically fleeting and minuscule: ETH saw a quick +0.09% pop that evaporated into a -0.07% dip within ten minutes, while DOGE maintained a stubbornly positive but negligible climb of around 0.25%. The real head-scratcher is GORK, which managed a delayed 0.43% jump at the five-minute mark, proving that even the most obscure tokens can catch a whiff of the Musk effect. This volatility, while seemingly chaotic, is actually tame by historical standards, where similar Tesla-related posts have triggered more pronounced swings in both directions. It seems the market now treats his pronouncements like a mild caffeine buzz: a brief jolt of activity followed by the sobering reality that a post about a meeting starting is not a business strategy.

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