How interesting that we live during a time when the largest creature ever (Blue Whale) is alive too!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,568.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,579.00
+10.15 (+0.40%)
5 min
$2,580.16
+11.31 (+0.44%)
10 min
$2,580.10
+11.25 (+0.44%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.246050
+0.001 (+0.43%)
5 min
$0.247370
+0.002 (+0.97%)
10 min
$0.249390
+0.004 (+1.80%)

GORK

Before post: $0.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.049750
-0.0₃539 (-1.07%)
5 min
$0.049300
-0.0₃99 (-1.97%)
10 min
$0.050030
-0.0₃26 (-0.52%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's musings on blue whales somehow made crypto traders forget they were supposed to panic. ETH edged up 0.4% within minutes, a modest gain but notable for defying the usual 0.7% drop seen after similarly cryptic posts. DOGE, ever the loyal hype beast, climbed nearly 2% over ten minutes, while GORK—apparently allergic to marine biology—dipped briefly before recovering half its losses. Volatility here is tame by Musk-post standards: no double-digit swings, no existential crises, just the market politely nodding along to a non sequitur. Historically, his thermodynamics ramblings triggered sharper selloffs, proving traders fear physics more than marine life. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing whale trivia as bullish.

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