Given that he’s on the ballot twice, maybe he can win twice too

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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani listed twice on the ballot for today’s NYC Mayoral Election. 92% chance he wins.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,513.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,509.42
-4.250 (-0.12%)
5 min
$3,508.46
-5.210 (-0.15%)
10 min
$3,517.42
+3.75 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.164230
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.162990
-0.001 (-0.78%)
10 min
$0.163530
-0.0₃739 (-0.45%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001246
+0.0₅199 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.001235
-0.0₅9 (-0.72%)
10 min
$0.001243
-0.0₅1 (-0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest foray into prediction markets proved to be a resounding dud for crypto. ETH saw a brief dip before a negligible recovery, ending up a mere 0.11% after ten minutes, while DOGE and the memecoin GORK barely twitched, with changes so small they're practically rounding errors. This non-event level of volatility is the financial equivalent of a quiet Tuesday, a stark contrast to the tsunamis he's whipped up in the past. The market has spoken, delivering a verdict of profound indifference to this particular ballot intrigue.