My pool parties per year number is ~0.3, which is probably too low

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ETH

Before post: $3,836.64

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Price & Change
1 min
$3,838.30
+1.66 (+0.04%)
5 min
$3,837.00
+0.360 (+0.01%)
10 min
$3,837.80
+1.16 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
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$0.182910
+0.0₄599 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.182890
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.182870
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

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1 min
$0.001541
-0.0₅299 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.001541
-0.0₅299 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.001546
+0.0₅2 (+0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's pool party math continues to be a critical economic indicator. The latest post, quantifying his aquatic social deficit at 0.3 parties per year, triggered a near-immediate but microscopic rally: ETH up 0.04% in one minute, DOGE up 0.03%, while GORK initially dipped 0.19%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to the historical precedent set by a similar post, which actually sent ETH down 0.11%. It seems the market has priced in his tragic lack of poolside leisure, finding stability in confirmed austerity. Apparently, the most bullish signal for crypto is a billionaire admitting his social life is a rounding error.

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