Consider the string of possibilities

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Jason Cohen
@JasonJournoDC

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NEW: @elonmusk *DIES LAUGHING* while recounting how he found TAMPONS in MEN'S bathroom when he bought Twitter 🤣 "Consider the string of possibilities necessary in order for anyone to possibly use that tampon in the men's bathroom at the unoccupied second building of Twitter

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,897.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,890.64
-6.880 (-0.18%)
5 min
$3,892.27
-5.250 (-0.13%)
10 min
$3,887.74
-9.780 (-0.25%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187110
-0.0₃5 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.187280
-0.0₃329 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.186990
-0.0₃62 (-0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001470
-0.0₄15 (-1.01%)
5 min
$0.001486
+0.0₆999 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.001486
+0.0₆999 (+0.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's bathroom humor proves more absorbent for crypto values than expected. Ethereum saw a gradual slide: down 0.18% in one minute, 0.13% in five, and 0.25% after ten minutes. Dogecoin followed its master's voice with similar declines, dipping 0.27%, 0.18%, and 0.33% across the same intervals. The memecoin GORK, however, shrugged off the drama with a brief 1% dip before stabilizing, showcasing the typical "buy the rumor, sell the news" chaos of altcoins. This volatility is a gentle breeze by crypto standards, where a single-digit percentage move is considered a calm Tuesday. Ultimately, the market's reaction suggests investors are more concerned with liquidity than the contents of a men's room.