When Tolkien wrote about the hobbits, he was referring to the gentlefolk of the English shires, who don’t realize the horrors that take place far away. They were able to live their lives in peace and tranquility, but only because they were protected by the hard men of Gondor.

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ETH

Before post: $4,025.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,020.68
-4.380 (-0.11%)
5 min
$4,017.68
-7.380 (-0.18%)
10 min
$4,016.11
-8.950 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194060
-0.0₃289 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.193970
-0.0₃379 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.193730
-0.0₃619 (-0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.002321
+0.0₄17 (+0.74%)
5 min
$0.002355
+0.0₄509 (+2.21%)
10 min
$0.002325
+0.0₄209 (+0.91%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest foray into Tolkien fan fiction proved more of a snooze than a battle cry for crypto markets. Ethereum saw a gradual decline, down 0.11%, 0.18%, and 0.22% over one, five, and ten minutes, while Dogecoin mirrored this with drops of 0.15%, 0.20%, and 0.32%. The real outlier was GORK, which spiked 0.74%, 2.21%, and then settled to a 0.91% gain, a level of volatility that would be a rounding error for most major assets. It seems the hard men of Gondor were on a coffee break, leaving the gentlefolk of the shire to yawn and check their portfolios.