Know when to hold ‘em

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,016.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,017.23
+0.690 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,027.19
+10.65 (+0.27%)
10 min
$4,024.29
+7.75 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194000
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.194500
+0.0₃56 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.194240
+0.0₃299 (+0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.002400
+0.0₅699 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.002316
-0.0₄77 (-3.22%)
10 min
$0.002321
-0.0₄72 (-3.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has turned a Kenny Rogers lyric into a cryptic market signal, with predictably chaotic results. Ethereum saw a modest but steady climb: up 0.02% in one minute, 0.27% after five, and settling at a 0.19% gain after ten. Dogecoin followed its master's voice with a similar, albeit microscopic, trajectory of 0.03%, 0.29%, and 0.15%. The real story, however, is the meme coin GORK, which rallied 0.29% almost instantly before plummeting over 3% in the following minutes, a volatility swing that would give a blue-chip stock a heart attack. It seems the market took the "hold 'em" advice as a suggestion to immediately fold on the riskiest bet.