📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,923.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,927.01
+3.49 (+0.09%)
5 min
$3,927.48
+3.96 (+0.10%)
10 min
$3,930.89
+7.37 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198670
-0.0₅999 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.198800
+0.0₃12 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.198870
+0.0₃189 (+0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.002255
+0.0₅1 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.002274
+0.0₄2 (+0.89%)
10 min
$0.002274
+0.0₄2 (+0.89%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets with the sheer gravitational pull of nothing. ETH saw a gradual creep upward: a 0.09% lift in one minute, 0.10% in five, and 0.19% after ten. DOGE twitched with a negligible dip before inching up 0.10%, while the memecoin GORK had a more notable 0.89% jump holding steady after five minutes. This minuscule volatility, absent any historical precedent for a "None" post, still qualifies as a seismic event in crypto, where traders apparently parse silence like ancient soothsayers reading entrails. The market's profound reaction to a non-statement proves that hope, and perhaps absurdity, springs eternal.