Talk to Mika

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,931.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,927.86
-3.530 (-0.09%)
5 min
$3,926.62
-4.770 (-0.12%)
10 min
$3,929.39
-2.000 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198680
-0.0₃26 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.198510
-0.0₃43 (-0.22%)
10 min
$0.198720
-0.0₃219 (-0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.002275
-0.0₆999 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.002275
-0.0₆999 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.002275
-0.0₆999 (-0.04%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that even his most cryptic utterances can move digital mountains, or at least cause a slight tremor. The data shows a uniformly negative but remarkably tame reaction: ETH saw a peak drop of 0.12% over five minutes, DOGE fell 0.22% in the same period, and GORK barely twitched with a consistent 0.04% decline. This collective shrug represents a new era of stability for these assets, whose volatility was once measured in double-digit percentages for far less. The market has now priced in the profound financial wisdom of "talk to mika None," which is apparently worth a few basis points and a collective sigh.