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Tetsuo
@tetsuoai

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,841.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,843.53
+1.80 (+0.05%)
5 min
$3,839.77
-1.960 (-0.05%)
10 min
$3,841.13
-0.600 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191720
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.191490
-0.0₃27 (-0.14%)
10 min
$0.191570
-0.0₃19 (-0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.003135
+0.0₄2 (+0.64%)
5 min
$0.003137
+0.0₄219 (+0.71%)
10 min
$0.003105
-0.0₄1 (-0.32%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic dispatch has achieved the financial equivalent of a gentle shrug. The market impact was negligible: ETH wobbled between a 0.05% gain and a 0.05% loss, DOGE remained in a sleepy decline around 0.1%, and GORK managed a brief 0.7% pop before fading. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to the more decisive, albeit still modest, moves triggered by his historically similar posts about video features. It appears the market has finally priced in the entertainment value of his musings, treating them less as a trading signal and more as a form of performance art.

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