I’ve heard these same words unironically from people irl so many times

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@TheCinesthetic

Idiocracy (2006) opens by throwing you straight into its hilariously dumbed-down future.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,820.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,815.27
-5.290 (-0.14%)
5 min
$3,815.52
-5.040 (-0.13%)
10 min
$3,814.16
-6.400 (-0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190550
-0.0₃25 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.190570
-0.0₃23 (-0.12%)
10 min
$0.190560
-0.0₃239 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.003002
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.003002
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.003002
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cinematic critique of societal decline proved to be a box office flop for crypto. Ethereum saw a maximum drop of 0.17% over ten minutes, while Dogecoin mirrored this with a 0.13% dip, showcasing a volatility so mild it could be considered a tranquilizer for the market. The token GORK remained completely unfazed, posting a perfect zero percent change across all timeframes. It seems the market's response to this cultural commentary was as intellectually stimulating as the future the post laments.