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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,811.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,819.30
+7.92 (+0.21%)
5 min
$3,814.13
+2.75 (+0.07%)
10 min
$3,815.00
+3.62 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190810
+0.0₃31 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.190540
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.190540
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.002972
-0.0₄24 (-0.80%)
5 min
$0.003002
+0.0₅599 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.003002
+0.0₅599 (+0.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets with the sheer gravitational pull of his nothingburger. ETH saw a brief 0.21% pop in the first minute before settling into a sedate sub-0.1% climb, while DOGE barely twitched with a peak of 0.16%. The real action was in GORK, which plunged 0.8% instantly only to recover just as quickly: a masterclass in volatility over absolutely nothing. This is the new normal where a non-statement from a single individual can generate more market activity than some corporate earnings reports. The most profound market-moving statement is apparently no statement at all.