Much, much harder to be a quarterback than an armchair quarterback

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sandra djajic
@TakoTreba

Just read that Starbucks lost $30B after hiring a McKinsey consultant as CEO. Guy spent his career advising founders how to build companies, but never built one himself. 17 months later, he’s gone. They bring in the Taco Bell CEO… and the market cap jumps $20B overnight. Turns

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ETH

Before post: $4,038.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,027.14
-10.950 (-0.27%)
5 min
$4,023.46
-14.630 (-0.36%)
10 min
$4,023.77
-14.320 (-0.35%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

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Price & Change
1 min
$0.200280
-0.0₃589 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.200170
-0.0₃7 (-0.35%)
10 min
$0.200290
-0.0₃579 (-0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005088
-0.0₄19 (-0.37%)
5 min
$0.005057
-0.0₄5 (-0.98%)
10 min
$0.005033
-0.0₄74 (-1.45%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest musing on quarterbacking proves crypto markets are the real armchair experts. Ethereum saw a negligible dip: down 0.27% in one minute, 0.36% in five. Dogecoin mirrored this with a 0.29% drop, while the obscure GORK fell a more dramatic 1.45% over ten minutes. This volatility is a gentle breeze compared to the hurricane-like swings these assets usually enjoy. Ultimately, the only thing harder than being a quarterback is finding a coherent financial signal in this noise.

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