📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,035.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,037.82
+2.41 (+0.06%)
5 min
$4,040.15
+4.74 (+0.12%)
10 min
$4,040.41
+5.00 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.200030
+0.0₃11 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.200420
+0.0₃5 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.200600
+0.0₃68 (+0.34%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005114
+0.0₄769 (+1.53%)
5 min
$0.005080
+0.0₄43 (+0.85%)
10 min
$0.005093
+0.0₄56 (+1.11%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets with the sheer gravitational pull of nothing. ETH saw a whisper of movement: up 0.06% in one minute, 0.12% in five, and holding at 0.12% after ten. DOGE and the memecoin GORK experienced more audible ticks, with GORK popping 1.53% immediately, showcasing a volatility that makes historical norms look comatose by comparison. The most profound statement today was silence, and the market dutifully wrote fanfiction about it.