📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest existential whisper to the platform X proved to be a financial non-event. For ETH: a negligible dip of 0.01% in the first minute was followed by equally trivial gains of 0.04% and 0.01% over five and ten minutes. DOGE and the memecoin GORK saw similar microscopic volatility, with GORK's 0.70% ten-minute gain being the most notable, yet still minor, move. This level of price action is the market equivalent of a shrug, a far cry from the earth-shattering volatility his posts have triggered in the past. It seems the market has finally learned to ignore a cryptic post, or perhaps it was just too busy checking if its own internet was working.