📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,876.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,877.15
+0.640 (+0.02%)
5 min
$3,880.83
+4.32 (+0.11%)
10 min
$3,879.58
+3.07 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189110
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.189040
-0.0₅999 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.189000
-0.0₄499 (-0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007390
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.007390
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.007373
-0.0₄179 (-0.24%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has achieved the impossible: moving markets by saying absolutely nothing. ETH saw a modest climb: up 0.02% in one minute, 0.11% after five, settling at a 0.08% gain. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with changes so microscopic they border on statistical noise. This volatility is remarkably tame, lacking the usual frenzy his pronouncements typically unleash. The market now reacts to silence with the same fervor it once reserved for actual news.