📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,878.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,876.87
-1.330 (-0.03%)
5 min
$3,876.83
-1.370 (-0.04%)
10 min
$3,880.21
+2.01 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187590
-0.0₃219 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.187480
-0.0₃329 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.187590
-0.0₃219 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007486
-0.0₄21 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.007482
-0.0₄249 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.007492
-0.0₄149 (-0.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves more destabilizing than most corporate announcements. ETH waffled between negligible losses and a microscopic 0.05% gain, while DOGE and GORK slid a dramatic 0.12-0.33%, a volatility event roughly equivalent to watching paint dry. The market has truly mastered the art of reacting to nothing with something, preferably a slight decline.