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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,875.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,871.83
-3.670 (-0.09%)
5 min
$3,873.48
-2.020 (-0.05%)
10 min
$3,870.29
-5.210 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.186930
-0.0₃459 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.187040
-0.0₃349 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.186700
-0.0₃689 (-0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007320
-0.0₄189 (-0.26%)
5 min
$0.007318
-0.0₄21 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.007323
-0.0₄16 (-0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves more market-moving than most corporate earnings calls. ETH saw a negligible dip, down 0.13% over ten minutes, while DOGE and the mysteriously named GORK experienced slightly more pronounced but still trivial declines of 0.37% and 0.22% respectively. This "volatility" is less a storm and more a gentle sigh from the market, a hilariously tame reaction compared to the usual chaos his actual words incite. The market has now priced in the earth-shattering news of absolutely nothing happening.