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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,870.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,874.87
+4.55 (+0.12%)
5 min
$3,871.70
+1.38 (+0.04%)
10 min
$3,872.61
+2.29 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187270
+0.0₃119 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.186980
-0.0₃17 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.187040
-0.0₃109 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007331
-0.0₄109 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.007312
-0.0₄299 (-0.41%)
10 min
$0.007317
-0.0₄249 (-0.34%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's most profound market move may be saying nothing at all. ETH saw a minor initial pop: up 0.12% in one minute, settling to a 0.06% gain after ten. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with movements measured in fractions of a penny and percentage changes so small they border on statistical noise. This level of volatility is exceptionally tame, even for a quiet Sunday, making the typical meme-cointrader's adrenaline rush entirely absent. The market holds its breath for a signal, and the most impactful statement was an empty set.