To satellites traveling at ~17,000 mph, other moving objects seem stationary

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STARLINK JUST MELTED HIS BRAIN AT 30,000 FEET NBC’s Tom Costello went live mid-flight testing Starlink on a United Airlines Boeing. Streaming, uploading, FaceTiming from the sky. Thousands of SpaceX satellites locked onto a jet going 500 mph. No lag. No drop. Just

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,020.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,025.89
+5.09 (+0.13%)
5 min
$4,022.12
+1.32 (+0.03%)
10 min
$4,023.40
+2.60 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198840
+0.0₃809 (+0.41%)
5 min
$0.198650
+0.0₃619 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.198400
+0.0₃369 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008292
-0.0₅599 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.008296
-0.0₅2 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.008304
+0.0₅6 (+0.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's satellite musings once again prove that even stationary-seeming objects can cause market tremors. ETH saw a brief 0.13% pop in the first minute before settling into a more modest 0.06% gain, while DOGE managed a consistent, albeit microscopic, climb of around 0.3%. The real story is the profound lack of story: GORK's near-zero volatility suggests the market's immune system is finally developing antibodies to meme coin mania. Compared to the last orbital post, which actually moved Tesla stock, this impact was about as substantial as a zero-lag Facetime call from 30,000 feet: technically impressive but financially irrelevant. It seems the only thing locked onto a target faster than Starlink is the crypto market's ability to price in Elon's tech flexes with breathtaking speed and diminishing returns.

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