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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,062.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,067.24
+4.86 (+0.12%)
5 min
$4,052.67
-9.710 (-0.24%)
10 min
$4,053.43
-8.950 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.203170
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.202290
-0.0₃859 (-0.42%)
10 min
$0.202410
-0.0₃739 (-0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008142
-0.0₄149 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.008097
-0.0₄599 (-0.74%)
10 min
$0.008082
-0.0₄749 (-0.92%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest AI girlfriend pitch proved to be a market seduction that fizzled faster than a bad first date. ETH saw a brief 0.12% spike evaporate into a 0.24% loss within five minutes, while DOGE and GORK slid 0.42% and 0.74% respectively over the same period. This whiplash is standard fare, mirroring the 77% similar post from October which also saw initial gains reverse, though today's reaction was notably more pessimistic. It appears the market's tolerance for AI-generated companionship is waning, a sobering thought for a man who sells cars in cyberspace.

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