📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,145.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,152.77
+6.98 (+0.17%)
5 min
$4,151.34
+5.55 (+0.13%)
10 min
$4,160.09
+14.30 (+0.34%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.207600
+0.0₃329 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.207410
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.208030
+0.0₃759 (+0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008356
+0.0₄32 (+0.38%)
5 min
$0.008187
-0.0₃136 (-1.65%)
10 min
$0.008228
-0.0₄96 (-1.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets with the sheer gravitational pull of his nothingburger. ETH saw a slow and steady creep upwards: a 0.17% nudge in the first minute, stabilizing to a 0.34% gain after ten. DOGE twitched with negligible absolute moves but percentage pops of up to 0.37%, while the memecoin GORK hilariously imploded, shedding over 1.6% after five minutes. This volatility is remarkably tame for a Musk-related event, lacking the usual double-digit chaos and trading more like a mild caffeine buzz. The market has now reached a state of peak efficiency where even the absence of a statement from Elon is a statement worthy of a trade.