SF downtown is a drug zombie apocalypse

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Andrew Côté
@Andercot

I walk down Market Street late at night probably 5 nights a week. It's a fucking disaster. It's zombie town. It's a morass of human misery, suffering, and crime. San Francisco has been killing the homeless en masse with permissive empathy, making their lives comfortable on the

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Before post: $0.19

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GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.008146
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