Just the passing grade needed to colonize Mars

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ELON FACTS
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Elon Musk: “Falcon 1 is about half a ton to orbit. Starship 3 will be 400 times more payload for less than the cost of a Falcon 1. These are unthinkable numbers. Nobody ever thought this was possible.”

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,364.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,358.38
-6.180 (-0.26%)
5 min
$2,355.83
-8.730 (-0.37%)
10 min
$2,355.27
-9.290 (-0.39%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.221050
-0.0₃48 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.221480
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.222950
+0.001 (+0.64%)

GORK

Before post: $0.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.042080
+0.0₃359 (+0.86%)
5 min
$0.043790
+0.002 (+4.96%)
10 min
$0.042820
+0.001 (+2.64%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's interplanetary ambitions once again prove that crypto markets care more about Earthly whims than Martian payloads. ETH dipped slightly post-announcement: down 0.26% in 1 minute, 0.37% in 5, and 0.39% in 10, as if traders were too busy calculating rocket math to bother with ether. DOGE barely flinched, with a negligible 0.22% drop in 1 minute, then shrugged it off entirely with a 0.64% gain by the 10-minute mark—proof that even meme coins have better things to do than humor SpaceX specs. GORK, however, soared like a Starship prototype: up 0.86% in 1 minute, 4.96% in 5, and settling at 2.64% in 10, suggesting someone out there thinks "unthinkable numbers" belong in a meme coin’s whitepaper. Volatility here was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, where a single tweet can send assets into orbit or crash them like a Falcon 1. This time, the reaction was more "meh" than "Mars." Nothing says "stable store of value" like crypto reacting to space trivia with the enthusiasm of a nap.