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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,344.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,343.41
-1.440 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,344.47
-0.380 (-0.02%)
10 min
$2,341.63
-3.220 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.208120
-0.0₃31 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.207920
-0.0₃51 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.207270
-0.001 (-0.56%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.031240
+0.0₃23 (+0.74%)
5 min
$0.031590
+0.0₃58 (+1.87%)
10 min
$0.031930
+0.0₃92 (+2.97%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on this occasion speaks volumes, or at least moves markets slightly. ETH dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then stabilized to a 0.02% drop over five minutes before settling at a 0.14% decline after ten: a rollercoaster for those who find watching paint dry too thrilling. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.15% immediate drop, deepening to 0.56% over ten minutes, proving even meme coins can’t escape the gravitational pull of nothingness. Meanwhile, GORK defied logic with a 0.74% spike in the first minute, climbing to 2.97% in ten: the market’s equivalent of a shrug emoji. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk’s usual tweet-induced chaos, where single characters can swing prices by double digits. Today’s action resembles a sleepy Sunday market, albeit one where traders apparently overinterpreted the absence of a tweet as a signal. The irony: the most impactful thing Musk did today was nothing at all, and yet the market still found a way to overreact. Perhaps the real bubble is our collective expectation that his silence means something.