📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,345.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,347.30
+1.52 (+0.06%)
5 min
$2,342.63
-3.150 (-0.13%)
10 min
$2,344.47
-1.310 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.208990
+0.0₃189 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.208280
-0.0₃52 (-0.25%)
10 min
$0.207920
-0.0₃88 (-0.42%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.031060
-0.0₃259 (-0.83%)
5 min
$0.031350
+0.0₄3 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.031590
+0.0₃269 (+0.86%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on crypto speaks louder than his usual tweets: markets twitched, shrugged, and moved on. ETH: a fleeting 0.06% uptick in the first minute, then a slow bleed of 0.13% over five minutes, settling at a 0.06% dip by ten minutes—volatility so mild it could pass for a nap. DOGE: a comedic 0.09% "surge" (a rounding error in disguise), then a 0.25% and 0.42% slide—proof that even meme coins occasionally pretend to take things seriously. GORK: the wildcard, dropping 0.83% immediately before rebounding with a 0.86% gain, as if the market briefly forgot it existed and then overcorrected out of guilt. Historical context: zero precedent for such a non-event, which somehow still generated more action than a government bond auction. The takeaway: when the loudest voice in crypto says nothing, traders invent their own drama—like goldfish panicking over a blank TV screen.