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The media said Tesla would fail. → Today, it’s worth $1.4 trillion. The media said SpaceX would fail. → Today, it dominates the space industry. The media said 𝕏 would fail. → Today, it’s the #1 source for news. They never stop lying, and they’re always wrong.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,545.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,537.09
-8.150 (-0.18%)
5 min
$4,534.21
-11.030 (-0.24%)
10 min
$4,538.85
-6.390 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.256430
-0.0₃73 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.256580
-0.0₃58 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.256920
-0.0₃24 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.015966
+0.0₄59 (+0.37%)
5 min
$0.015950
+0.0₄429 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.016030
+0.0₃122 (+0.77%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest media critique proved to be a spectacularly non-event for crypto markets. ETH saw a minor dip: down 0.18% in one minute, 0.24% in five, and 0.14% in ten. DOGE followed a similar pattern of negligible decline, while the obscure GORK managed a paltry sub-one-percent gain. This volatility is so tame it would put a sloth to sleep, registering as mere background noise against typical crypto swings. It seems the market has finally developed an immunity to the boss's greatest hits.