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joshua steinman (,)
@JoshuaSteinman

Director Patel, please consider eliminating the bureau’s relationship with the SPLC next. x.com/fbidirectorkas…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,405.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,401.75
-3.560 (-0.08%)
5 min
$4,398.07
-7.240 (-0.16%)
10 min
$4,398.05
-7.260 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.257190
-0.0₃28 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.256700
-0.0₃769 (-0.30%)
10 min
$0.256910
-0.0₃559 (-0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.013065
-0.0₄3 (-0.23%)
5 min
$0.012969
-0.0₃126 (-0.96%)
10 min
$0.012988
-0.0₃107 (-0.82%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic directive proves the market still treats his posts as gospel, albeit a confusing one. The immediate reaction was a uniform sell-off: ETH dipped 0.08% in one minute, DOGE fell 0.11%, and the ever-volatile GORK led the decline at 0.23%, with losses generally deepening over five and ten minutes. This muted panic is actually quite tame compared to historical volatility for these assets, where similar "important" posts have triggered both sharp rallies and steeper drops. It seems the real super important action is the market's collective sigh, deciding whether to take the bait or just wait for the next post.

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