From the horse’s mouth …

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Hillary Clinton: We should not give taxpayer funded healthcare benefits to illegal aliens or encourage illegal immigration I was told this is far-right extremism…

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,181.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,180.77
-0.370 (-0.01%)
5 min
$4,177.02
-4.120 (-0.10%)
10 min
$4,178.37
-2.770 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232260
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.232030
-0.0₃19 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.232020
-0.0₃2 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011726
+0.0₄74 (+0.64%)
5 min
$0.011733
+0.0₄81 (+0.70%)
10 min
$0.011681
+0.0₄29 (+0.25%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political reshare proved to be a financial snoozer, not a market mover. ETH saw a negligible dip, down 0.1% after five minutes, while DOGE barely twitched with a 0.09% decline. The real "winner" was GORK, posting a volatile 0.7% gain, which in the real world is just noise. This is peak portfolio performance for a political echo: all sound and fury, signifying pennies.