📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,179.76

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,181.17
+1.41 (+0.03%)
5 min
$4,178.51
-1.250 (-0.03%)
10 min
$4,176.49
-3.270 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232310
+0.0₃129 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.232120
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.231840
-0.0₃34 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011698
-0.0₅4 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.011759
+0.0₄569 (+0.49%)
10 min
$0.011677
-0.0₄25 (-0.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves more volatile than his typical commentary. ETH waffled between a 0.03% gain and a 0.08% loss, while DOGE's dramatic swings amounted to a net move of less than a fraction of a penny. The memecoin GORK, in a fitting tribute, showcased the most "action" with a wild 0.49% surge before giving it all back. This is what passes for market stability in the crypto world: a collective sigh of relief when the most influential man on the platform says absolutely nothing.