Funny to think that Bill Clinton’s policies when he was President were essentially MAGA

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,112.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,106.35
-6.500 (-0.16%)
5 min
$4,108.71
-4.140 (-0.10%)
10 min
$4,122.15
+9.30 (+0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
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$0.235940
-0.0₃199 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.235780
-0.0₃359 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.236040
-0.0₄999 (-0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.014520
-0.0₃115 (-0.79%)
5 min
$0.014611
-0.0₄249 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.014531
-0.0₃104 (-0.72%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political musings continue to be a high-volatility, low-impact asset for crypto markets. Ethereum shrugged off the initial dip, down 0.16% in the first minute, only to swing to a 0.23% gain within ten minutes. Dogecoin and GORK showed more consistent, albeit minor, negative pressure, with Doge down 0.15% at five minutes and GORK down 0.79% at one minute. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to the 1% Tesla drop his congressional spending bill post triggered, suggesting the market finds political commentary less disruptive than fiscal complaints. The real magic trick is making a post about MAGA and Clinton have less market-moving power than a forgotten memecoin.

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