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Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,036.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,038.20
+1.62 (+0.04%)
5 min
$4,039.49
+2.91 (+0.07%)
10 min
$4,038.32
+1.74 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231520
+0.0₃359 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.231670
+0.0₃509 (+0.22%)
10 min
$0.231840
+0.0₃679 (+0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.014137
-0.0₃156 (-1.10%)
5 min
$0.014258
-0.0₄359 (-0.25%)
10 min
$0.014308
+0.0₄14 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that his cryptic posts are the market's most expensive inside joke. Ethereum saw a negligible uptick: plus 1.62 dollars in the first minute, a slightly more respectable 2.91 dollars over five, before settling at a 1.74 dollar gain. Dogecoin, ever the loyal sidekick, inched up by fractions of a penny across all timeframes. The real story is GORK, which immediately plunged over one percent before staging a chaotic, near-flat recovery, a volatility tantrum that makes its historical performance look tame. It seems the only thing more mechanical than the arm is the market's Pavlovian response to it.

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