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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,036.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,043.42
+7.41 (+0.18%)
5 min
$4,038.59
+2.58 (+0.06%)
10 min
$4,050.96
+14.95 (+0.37%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.234600
+0.0₃54 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.234080
+0.0₄2 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.234350
+0.0₃29 (+0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010016
+0.0₅6 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.010042
+0.0₄32 (+0.32%)
10 min
$0.010071
+0.0₄61 (+0.61%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's market-moving power now extends to the void itself. ETH saw a modest initial pop of 0.18% before settling into a 0.37% gain over ten minutes, while DOGE and the curiously named GORK experienced fractional changes best measured in quantum fluctuations. This "event" generated less volatility than a typical Tuesday, making the historical lack of similar posts entirely predictable. The ultimate analysis: the most significant movement was the collective shrug from the entire crypto market.