📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,181.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,180.69
-0.660 (-0.02%)
5 min
$4,181.70
+0.350 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,179.76
-1.590 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238800
-0.0₃339 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.239010
-0.0₃129 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.238780
-0.0₃359 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010325
-0.0₄399 (-0.39%)
5 min
$0.010306
-0.0₄59 (-0.57%)
10 min
$0.010316
-0.0₄489 (-0.47%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound statement on nothing sent shockwaves through absolutely nothing. ETH wobbled insignificantly: down 0.02% in one minute, up 0.01% in five, then down 0.04% in ten. DOGE and the memecoin GORK mirrored this existential drift with losses up to 0.15% and 0.57% respectively. This volatility is remarkably unremarkable, falling well within the standard background noise of a market that often moves on pure whimsy. The market's deep contemplation of void suggests traders are perfectly primed to overinterpret even the most meaningful silence.