๐Ÿ“ˆ Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,448.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,454.53
+6.52 (+0.15%)
5 min
$4,452.55
+4.54 (+0.10%)
10 min
$4,454.41
+6.40 (+0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.261460
+0.0โ‚ƒ64 (+0.25%)
5 min
$0.261360
+0.0โ‚ƒ539 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.261440
+0.0โ‚ƒ62 (+0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008932
+0.0โ‚„189 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.008946
+0.0โ‚„33 (+0.37%)
10 min
$0.008954
+0.0โ‚„409 (+0.46%)

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๐Ÿค– AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves to be a potent market catalyst. ETH saw a modest uptick: up 0.15% in the first minute, settling at a 0.14% gain after ten. DOGE and the memecoin GORK were similarly stirred, with GORK's 10-minute move of 0.46% leading the pack. This minuscule volatility, absent any historical precedent, suggests a market so conditioned it now reacts to the void. The ultimate power move may be saying nothing at all, letting the algorithms trade on their own anticipation.