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Dudes Posting Their W’s
@DudespostingWs

Guy who quit his job to set sail with his cat gives us Day 8 update

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,214.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,211.75
-3.030 (-0.14%)
5 min
$2,211.91
-2.870 (-0.13%)
10 min
$2,216.73
+1.95 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.193810
-0.0₃229 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.194330
+0.0₃29 (+0.15%)
10 min
$0.194590
+0.0₃55 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.026300
-0.0₄7 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.026420
+0.0₄499 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.025920
-0.0₃45 (-1.71%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post about sailing with a cat-quitting hero caused crypto markets to yawn more than a feline in a hammock. ETH wobbled like a tipsy sailor: down 0.14% in 1 minute, down 0.13% in 5, then up 0.09% in 10—volatility so mild it could be mistaken for a pond ripple. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with GORK’s 1.71% drop over 10 minutes being the only notable move, likely because someone remembered it exists. Compared to past Musk-induced chaos, this was less "market-moving" and more "market-shrugging"—the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. The real tragedy here is that a man sailing with his cat generated more engagement than your average corporate earnings report.