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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,493.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,496.67
+3.27 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,515.72
+22.32 (+0.50%)
10 min
$4,511.55
+18.15 (+0.40%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.266280
+0.0₃75 (+0.28%)
5 min
$0.267000
+0.001 (+0.55%)
10 min
$0.267130
+0.002 (+0.60%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010149
+0.0₄309 (+0.31%)
5 min
$0.010170
+0.0₄519 (+0.51%)
10 min
$0.010160
+0.0₄42 (+0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves to be a potent market catalyst. ETH saw a steady climb: up 0.07% in the first minute, 0.50% after five, and settling at a 0.40% gain after ten. DOGE and the inexplicable GORK also edged upwards around half a percent, demonstrating that even the absence of a signal is a signal to be traded. This muted yet uniform reaction is remarkably stable for assets known to swing on a single character, suggesting the market has perhaps matured, or more likely, is simply pausing for breath. Ultimately, the most volatile thing in crypto remains the interpretation of a billionaire's empty text box.