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Sólionath
@Anarseldain

Since Hasan wants to claim that the clip, in which he told his 100ks of Twitch followers to go murder people, was “out of context,” I just wanted to remind everyone that Hasan called for the assassination of

@TomCottonAR to his roughly 1 million followers.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,524.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,518.17
-6.620 (-0.15%)
5 min
$4,520.58
-4.210 (-0.09%)
10 min
$4,525.97
+1.18 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.262280
-0.0₃759 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.262010
-0.001 (-0.39%)
10 min
$0.262710
-0.0₃329 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010162
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.010145
-0.0₄169 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.010122
-0.0₄399 (-0.39%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest foray into online discourse proved remarkably unremarkable for crypto markets. ETH saw a brief, shallow dip: down 0.15% in the first minute, moderating to a 0.09% loss at five minutes, before essentially flatlining with a negligible 0.03% gain by ten minutes. DOGE exhibited slightly more sensitivity with an initial 0.29% drop, deepening to 0.39% before a partial recovery, while the obscure GORK was utterly unmoved, barely registering a blip. This volatility, or lack thereof, is a snooze compared to the double-digit swings his tweets have triggered in the past, registering as mere market static. It seems even the most provocative statements lose their punch when they're not actually about the coins themselves.