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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,638.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,626.40
-12.500 (-0.27%)
5 min
$4,627.30
-11.600 (-0.25%)
10 min
$4,629.25
-9.650 (-0.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.275120
-0.0₃47 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.274200
-0.001 (-0.50%)
10 min
$0.275010
-0.0₃58 (-0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010591
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.010555
-0.0₄37 (-0.35%)
10 min
$0.010582
-0.0₄1 (-0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves more market-moving than most corporate earnings calls. ETH saw an immediate but modest dip: down 0.27% in the first minute, settling at a 0.21% loss after ten. DOGE was slightly more reactive, dropping 0.50% within five minutes. Even the memecoin GORK, which typically has the volatility of a sedated sloth, twitched with a 0.35% decline. This minuscule panic over a non-event suggests a market so conditioned to his antics that it now trades on the absence of them. The ultimate power move is apparently saying nothing at all, letting the algorithms panic-sell into the void.