“Grindr, but for rocks”

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The Boring Company
@boringcompany

Prufrock-4 is our smartest, fastest and safest Tunnel Boring Machine. And the next iterations (5, 6, and 7) are already being built at The Boring Factory in Texas. Goal is Continuous Mining and Zero-People-in-Tunnel (ZPIT). We are hiring exceptional ME, EE, and SWEs - join us!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,639.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,638.90
-0.220 (0.00%)
5 min
$4,626.40
-12.720 (-0.27%)
10 min
$4,626.35
-12.770 (-0.28%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.275590
+0.0₄7 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.275120
-0.0₃4 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.274820
-0.0₃699 (-0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010592
-0.0₄429 (-0.40%)
5 min
$0.010591
-0.0₄44 (-0.41%)
10 min
$0.010569
-0.0₄66 (-0.62%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest tunneling metaphor proved about as exciting as watching rocks grind. ETH saw negligible initial movement but then a steady decline: down 0.27% after five minutes and 0.28% after ten. DOGE and GORK followed a similar pattern of minor but persistent negative pressure, with GORK leading the descent at a 0.62% loss. This volatility, while unremarkable in percentage terms, is historically on-brand for the market's Pavlovian response to even the most obtuse Musk musings. It seems the market has finally become bored by The Boring Company.