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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,620.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,623.48
+3.46 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,624.48
+4.46 (+0.10%)
10 min
$4,629.14
+9.12 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.280360
+0.0₃45 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.281340
+0.001 (+0.51%)
10 min
$0.281990
+0.002 (+0.74%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011309
+0.0₄359 (+0.32%)
5 min
$0.011332
+0.0₄59 (+0.52%)
10 min
$0.011325
+0.0₄519 (+0.46%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves once again that nothing is something when it comes to market-moving commentary. ETH saw a gradual climb, up 0.07% after one minute, 0.10% after five, and 0.20% after ten. DOGE and the memecoin GORK exhibited more excitement, with DOGE jumping 0.16%, 0.51%, and 0.74% and GORK moving 0.32%, 0.52%, and 0.46% over the same intervals. This level of volatility for a non-event is now the historical norm, a testament to a market that treats the absence of a signal as the signal itself. The most valuable asset in crypto remains a Twitter account that hasn't posted yet.