📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,637.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,630.14
-7.260 (-0.16%)
5 min
$4,630.30
-7.100 (-0.15%)
10 min
$4,616.59
-20.810 (-0.45%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.285360
-0.0₃78 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.285000
-0.001 (-0.40%)
10 min
$0.282650
-0.003 (-1.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011807
-0.0₃141 (-1.19%)
5 min
$0.011820
-0.0₃128 (-1.08%)
10 min
$0.011781
-0.0₃167 (-1.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves even his absence can move markets. ETH saw a modest decline: down 0.16% in one minute, 0.15% in five, and 0.45% in ten. DOGE was slightly more reactive, dropping 0.27%, 0.40%, and 1.22% over the same intervals. The memecoin GORK, however, took it hardest with an immediate 1.19% dip, proving some assets are perpetually on edge. This volatility, while seemingly minor, is the new baseline normal for any crypto tethered to his Twitter feed. Ultimately, the most stable investment appears to be in parsing the market impact of nothing.