📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,673.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,676.27
+3.19 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,674.56
+1.48 (+0.03%)
10 min
$4,677.40
+4.32 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.288450
+0.0₃5 (+0.17%)
5 min
$0.288600
+0.0₃65 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.289080
+0.001 (+0.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011920
+0.0₅6 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.011932
+0.0₄18 (+0.15%)
10 min
$0.011997
+0.0₄83 (+0.70%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves to be a market-moving event in its own right. ETH saw a modest but immediate pop: up 0.07% in the first minute, settling to a 0.09% gain after ten. DOGE, ever the drama queen, managed a more theatrical 0.39% climb on negligible absolute moves. The real story is GORK, a token so obscure it likely appreciates any publicity, even the void of it, rallying 0.70% on the sheer potential of a future typo. This is a volatility event so muted it verges on performance art, where the market reacts not to a king's word, but to his decision to simply breathe audibly. The most bullish signal in crypto remains, apparently, a billionaire's restraint.